The end of Guild Exposure is at hand! Many may cheer, few will weep, and I will always be who I am even without this pulpit. Over the few years of running this blog I have been threatened with violence against me, my family, my pets, and even my pixels (omg!). But I’ve also met a few cool people through it, and the threatening never intimidated me, it did however amuse me much. This blog has seen much drama over the most trivial things, and maybe it’s even given people happy moments at times… who knows? When I first started it, I will admit I lacked in many areas and missed a lot of things I should have spotted. But when I came back in 2009, I really woke up in my role here! I think everyone that came through here felt my bite at least once.
It’s made me more enemies then friends, but I don’t regret anything I’ve said. I’m not always 100% accurate on some subjects since I am a human being after all, but I stand behind my words still and I always will. But I can’t take all the credit for “exposing” certain things, the people I accuse usually ended up coming here and proving their flaws for all to see on their own. Kudos to them! For making my job that much easier I suppose, although they still probably think they ‘proved me wrong’ somehow (lol), they didn’t.
I’ve been called many things here, by many people, and I’ve called them things back. Most react hostile when I expose a flaw, people with common sense either fix it, accept it, or deny it and move on. Not wage an idiotic dramafest of a ‘war’ against me lol. What is most sad about that particular thing is… the ones that war are ‘mature’ players over 30 with children, and the ones that react maturely are still in high school… IN HIGH-SCHOOL! That ‘should’ be an embarrassment to those that reacted so poorly, and those that didn’t should give themselves a pat on the back.
What is most commonly said to defend bruised egos is that GE is just ‘my opinion’. Well, duh? I thought when you typed MY NAME in the URL to see the blog in the first place that MAYBE that would be a hint about things… maybe I need a bright red flashing banner that says so also?
Now then, I’ve never had a large group of fans that pat me on the back and praise my name with my every post like some people do. No matter what pointless or misleading things they say their fan base can’t help but throw their panties on the stage. But then again, I’ve never needed anyone to pat me on the back and do all that! Sure I did get support from people, privately, yeah… thanks for all that guys! Really, no I’m serious! It’s so awesome you won’t publically support me, because you’re afraid of making someone cry or something stupid like that, but it’s okay! I know everyone can’t have as much spine as I do, and the couple of people that were very public with supporting me, they pwn obviously! Also despite what people think I do not have a high almighty opinion of myself. where does it come from? YOU PEOPLE! They'll say how great I am or this and that (until it's their turn in the spotlight). So if you think I'm 'arrogant' or something along those lines then blame yourself, you created it not me. I know good and well I'm not the smartest, cleverest, etcest. person on EO.
Anyways… I have made many remarks in many posts about the state of EO growing worse and worse. You all chose to ignore my warnings of our impending doom, and now look where you are! Other bloggers chose to boost the false hope like the Medcat/Riland blog (they gave up after a couple weeks)… which is the blind leading the blind pretty much. Others like Rettan’s chose the path throwing out the name of ‘Aengie’ to deliver the false hope, too bad it was also a false Aengie. Then there are scumbags like Wickedfrost that only want to boost their ego even if they are helping to destroy what EO was (which he did). Maybe NOW you people will open your eyes? There is no salvation coming for you, Vult’s latest actions were to release the cheaters that got punished. He also gives into the EO-terrorists demands without any hesitation at all, how very European of him lol.
With all that said, where exactly is this ‘hope’ coming from? EO had potential you think? You are wrong. As long as I have played this game there has been assholes running around unpunished. Even in the fabled glory days of EO there was trouble all over the place! It was in smaller numbers because the community was smaller. The community turned its attention away from how incompetent the Admins are in this game for some reason… EO never had potential, ever. It’s been going for over 6 or 7 or more years and it is still in the Alpha testing stage! If that isn’t a big red flag than perhaps everyone has ‘being color blind’ in common. But some will argue they stay cause of the people, who on EO is worth the torture of being on EO? NO ONE! Gather your friends and find a new game, quit being morons!
But really there is no need to extend this ramble on and on about all the good and bad times, GE is over. EO is no longer worthy of GE, the players are no longer worthy (with an exception to a few people maybe), the admins… yeah they SUCK!, and the remaining guilds? They are all crap. Yeah that’s right, I said they are all crap. If that peeves you in any way shape or form, well… good! Leave EO, forever, do not return, ever. My guild will always be leagues ahead of whatever pile of crap people manage to sweep together on EO and slap a random tag on.
Anywho, seeing as this is the final post for GE… I’m going to give mention to people, guilds, and morons that have some (or none) importance to my time with GE or EO. But keep in mind the people I mention are the ‘original’ owners of the account as far as I am aware of, I do not condone account trading! I think all that participate in such stupidity are worthless douchebags. Also all that are too spineless to take a stand against such stupidity are even lower.
Now then… I guess I’ll do this alphabetically! (If I forget to mention you, you may want to consider yourself lucky lol)
First up, the A’s!
Adisi: I won’t forget you old friend! You were also a great member to have. You made the right call to quit EO when you did, we all should have followed your lead then lol.
Aengie: You have quite the talent to make bff’s without logging on more than twice a year… I don’t know what your secret is, but you should maybe market it. EO is full of losers that need help making bff’s from all corners of the world. But in all seriousness, you are useless! And any moron that drops your name to try and make themselves cool is a fool.
Agentgirl: Well… we are friends kinda, but we hardly talk lol. You are pretty nice from the times we have talked though, so kudos to you! For what? I dunno really, just take it and enjoy.
Aknght: Hmm… you were cool at one point, and then you turned into a douchebag, the end.
Allward: What to say about you, other than you’re a big fake? Oh, that’s it! You’re a BIG fake. You are a wannabe scammer and a wannabe ‘fair player’ at the same time? Wow… that makes a lot of sense! (Not)
Amytheevil: I’ve known you the longest out of all the people I’ve met in the nearly 5 years I played this horrible game. I guess you still are around EO on some other server, I’d highly recommend you leave this hellhole, and all these worthless scumbags you choose to hang around with it. Anywho, you have my msn and junk so we’ll still talk on occasion probably lol.
Anaid: I first met you on the first day I played EO, I was a lowly newbie and you were an almighty oldbie of the golden days. You taught me some controls, most I already figured out myself… but it was still nice anyways. Well up until that point you lured me into the sewer and ditched me! Lucky for me none of the admins know how to design a decent maze and I found my way out.
Anaviel: Same with Adisi, we should have followed your wisdom in leaving this worthless game/community long ago. I hope all is going well for you in life old friend.
Anarky: Thank you for the laughs! You really are quite a moron. Maybe if you spent as much time studying as you did taking half naked photos of yourself, you might think of something intelligent to say once in a while.
Aneeka: Another old friend, another old VVV member. Hope things are going good for you wherever you ended up in life.
Ansum: Another of the famed golden oldbies, huh. Well you are a good example to use of how much they sucked! But then again, you’ve been gone a while (thankfully). So… maybe people have forgotten how much of a useless prick you are.
Anthonyspano: All I have to say about you is… you are trash that even a gutter would be ashamed of having.
Approval: (Or whatever your stupid name is) I’m just mentioning you to point out how much of a worthless sack of crap you are and always will be. You’re welcome!
Aramax: You are the role-model for idiots like Azareil, Caler, Witeums, (The dumbass that is being listed next), and so many others! EO doesn’t really need the king of morons to return though… they are already following down your path.
Arcanea: Hmm, I guess this really means you won’t be getting your interview, ever! Maybe you should consider yourself lucky about that one. I know about all your big bad blonde moments, and there’s nothing you can do about it! Good for you that neither of us play EO, bad for me that I still have to put up with you on PW! Pssh…
Articex: You like to pretend you are some brilliant athletic genius that’s a legend amongst your peers, but you aren’t even close you worthless phony. Too bad for you Googling won’t teach you any common sense, so you’ll just have to keep Googling stupid things to make yourself sound brilliant instead and hope no one notices you have no idea what the hell you are talking about. Wait… this is EO, I guess it is full of brainless morons that can’t spot phonies like you easy like people in the real world could.
Arvid: You made a good effort, you weren’t perfect obviously but you at least tried to help! Hopefully you leave EO and tell Vult to go screw himself.
Ascii: You are a jackass and you suck, the end.
Astros: You are an even bigger jackass than the previously mentioned moron, congratulations!
Atamanir: You’re a cool friend, and uhh… yeah, that’s it.
Atelier: People say they are ‘scared’ of you, because you’re a psycho bi-polar bitch. But really there is nothing to fear from you, you are quite incompetent. You have a big drug addiction, and it shows with your lack of any sense. At least you are one of the many horrible parents from EO that isn’t raising your kid. You do remember you had a kid right? You might have left it somewhere when you were going on a binge lol.
Azareil: You flat out suck, the only two people that kiss more ass than you were Witeums and Caler (your canafag bff). But oddly enough, all three of you have the exact same IQ (of 50 at least)… and maybe one day you’ll learn how to read words, but that seems unlikely. Numbers, words, people, door knobs, the difference between ‘a’ and ‘an’… these are things you will probably struggle with forever.
Azaria: You were always nice to me, that’s cool. But being with Urmine is equally (if not more) uncool, so… I guess that’s that.
Avamay: Whatever smut infested hole you ate you way out of, please go back! I’ve never seen someone with so little self-respect before, it’s a bit disturbing that you are raising a child. Hopefully someone with common sense fixes that though, and soon! Last thing we need is another drunken Canadian sleaze bag roaming around the streets, eh.
Ayashe: You are missed in the guild, and probably EO if it knew what was good for it (which it doesn’t). I hope things are going well for you also my friend, maybe one day you could at least go on MSN?! Just a thought…
Ayazu: Old friend! I never got the chance to steal you into my guild… that really sucks. But regardless of that I hope things are going well for you.
Azrule: You’ll never, ever, ever, EVER read this… but you were cool!
Now up, the B’s!
Babybride: I kind of think you are Azareil’s ‘other’ personality he keeps bottled up. But then you seem to have sense in your head and… well, he is far from ever having any sort of sense. So that means you are not him, which makes you someone cool. But too bad you two are related… I’ll pay for your therapy if you want lol.
Barduck: You still are using Google to come to my blog instead of bookmarking it and saving yourself some time according to my stalker tracker. Whatever floats your boat I guess…? I don’t know what else to say, I guess it is your lucky day.
Bajz: When are you ever going to start behaving like a human being? You are an arrogant monster that picks on special needs kids/eoians. (Keep it up, you rock!)
Berdy: Few people can compare to someone as stupid and arrogant as you, I guess you can be proud of that. Only you would probably brag about that knowing how much of a moron you are, I hope you are long gone, and in jail somewhere you scumbag.
Bigworm: You (the original) were cool, until you turned into a YFL loving faggot (the unoriginal).
Blackart: I remember you! But it was too long ago to remember what happened…
Bloodforlyfe: I’m not sure how you managed to fool everyone into trusting you; you’re a scammer and a terrible one at that. On top of that you’re an idiot, and you’re about as cool as a sinus infection. But EO is full of your kind, so you fit in nicely actually. Anyone that you might scam, and are going to scam in the future deserves it for trusting a piece of crap like you.
Blueluna: You were nice to me too, but you are largely to blame for the downfall of EO people don’t realize. If you and your bf at the time hadn’t been exploiting glitches and spreading the wealth… well EO might have had a shot? Probably not, but it wouldn’t have went THIS badly.
Bluetails: I never really met you, but you’re in YFL so I have to point out how much of a worthless pile of crap you are. Or call you a ‘faggot’ since that would be words you understand better.
Bluma: I do not like you, that is all.
Bobpotto: Wherever you went, I hope things are going well for you old friend.
Bongman: Are you still in your 40s sharing a room with your 30+ year old sister (Medusa) at your parent’s home? That’s pretty embarrassing don’t you think? Maybe you shouldn’t make enemies with people that have dirt on you! Anywho, I hope you’re living a miserable life; you deserve it you disgusting pedophile.
Bowss: Kumusta ka! If you ever return to EO (hopefully you don’t), maybe you’ll get lucky enough to be pointed to this blog! And then you can read that I said you were cool, and I am glad I recruited you. Uhh, and… uhh… I hope you’re having a good life and all that jazz.
Bradzombie: LOL! You are such a moron that I had to mention you again just to point that out.
Brink: All I can really recall about you… is… you were a douchebag.
Buddyma: I only recently met you in the last few months I played, but I’m glad I did! You are a good friend.
Burokko: I still have a screenie of that time we were killing ants and… yeah, well wishes for you my friend. May you finally be free of your turtle obsession.
Now, the C’s!
Calan: The infamous hacker Calan?! lol… give me a break. He can’t even figure out how to use a keyboard, how would this dumbass hack anyone? Anyone that was dumb enough to share their login info with this moron deserves what they got! But don’t go around glorifying this worthless piece of filth as if he can accomplish anything in his life, because he can’t.
Caler: Where to start… I’ve seen you around EO for a little while. You’ve always been an ass-kissing little phony every second of it. Somehow you managed to weasel your way into the ranks of Nezlo’s blog? Wow… Nezlo… well he can wait his turn lol. Right now we’re covering the pathetic nuisance known as ‘Caler’. What can we say about a 14 year old that magically turned 17 within 4 months, has an airstrip on his roof cause he’s soooo rich, his mom is a supermodel, he’s going to be a doctor, a lawyer, a programmer, and work for NASA in his spare time. Okay… I guess he never said the NASA thing, but everything else is his words. Anyone with a brain or any sense at all would tell you to crawl back to whatever rejects society you got exiled from again. Wait… I have a brain and sense to go with it! Caler… ahem, GO BACK, FOREVER, DO NOT RETURN! I’ll even say please! On your way out, could you get hit by a car or something? You would be doing the world a big favor, I promise.
Cameroon: Hmm, another old friend! Uhh… just insert the old ‘hope you have a good life’ spiel like the others. No, but seriously! I hope things worked out for you whatever you ended up doing lol.
Calandella: Hmmmm, a ‘former’ friend o mine, eh? Well you were cool years ago, but now you’re a stupid skank that kisses teenage boys asses? I hope your daughter grows up to be someone that is the opposite of you, and for your sake you should hope the same.
Carlah: You were cool and stuff, best wishes for you!
Castast: Why are you playing a female character when you are guy? That is very gay.
Cazz: Another almighty golden oldbie! Another worthless prick… I’m sensing a theme now.
Cexibexi: We had fun hanging out and stuff, until you disappeared! Oh well… good luck in life my friend.
Chatina: You kept appearing randomly throughout the years and said hi and stuff, you’re cool. Good luck in life my friend!
Chickle: A very lively young lady! People started being mean to you for some reason and you vanished, you should have stayed longer just to piss them off more. Oh well, good luck for you too wherever you went.
Chibby: The mastermind behind Everything Endless (which Wickedfrost ripped off and passed off as his own work, lol), and a good friend of mine! You are still cool; you hate EO and all that jazz, that’s cool to.
Chizz: I’m not sure where you came from, but I really hope you go back and become extinct. You are probably one of the most annoying attention whores in the history of annoying morons on global.
Choc: You’re a douche, I’d spit on you if I could.
Christinawu: Hmmmm, the biggest bitch on EO from the East! You are a despicable ‘thing’; I hope you are having the miserable life you deserve.
Clambake: You are my friend and stuff, that’s cool and stuff.
Clusterbomb: You’re just another asshole on this list of scumholes that plagued EO throughout the years.
Contactzero: You are lame, that is all.
Cortezzz: Yet another piece of filth that gained popularity by being a jackass, only on EO does such things happen so often lol.
Cramis: Once upon a time, you were cool and we were friends even. But then you started hanging out with the losers/assholes/scumbags that gather at Estaq and you let them corrupt you. Sad to say, you are no longer cool.
Cruise: The mastermind behind stupidity itself! Other accomplishments are taking credit for things he doesn’t do, making carbon copies of things already done in EO, being a carbon copy of a typical troll himself, tooting his own horn, and soooo much more! Not really, he’s just a sad little kid that thinks he’s e-cool and spends all day trolling the EO forums. Wow… I must say, my envy is exploding right now! (More of my sarcasm there) Anyone that thinks Cruise is cool is an incompetent moron just like he is, that’s a fact! Sorry kids. Also for the record, YFL is not ‘feared’ or ‘hated’ by anyone. You morons are just a nuisance, congrats! Big accomplishment you got going for you there, dumbass.
Onto the D’s!
Dangereuse: Another wise friend that left ahead of the pack, good luck with uhh… whatever lol.
Danno: One of few Canadians that I met that isn’t a complete moron. You’ve been my friend for a long time… very long. It is good that you finally left the EO forums, you will be far better off far away from them and anyone from EO also.
Danthemadman: “Why did I get walled?” And I told him he’s cheating scum and he threw a tantrum in my PMs. He is stupid and a lowly cheater! Stone him on sight. Then tell me about it so I can go spit on him some more.
Darklace: Another old friend, woooooo! Well wishes for you and all that jazz.
Darkmainz: You are a douchebag.
Darkmiss: Umm, she’s alright. We talked a few times here and there and that’s really all there is to that lol.
Darkmortal: Another almighty golden oldbie! AGAIN it’s another worthless prick, but throw in idiot and a few foul expletives here and there and that will be Darkmortal.
Darkscar: Another person worth a mention just to mention how much of a piece of crap he is, wooo!
Deadwil: He made himself hated, but honestly he doesn’t bother me really. He is a lot more upfront about who he is than the majority of EO players at least.
Debstar: I don’t think there is anything I can say about you that hasn’t already been said by everyone else that knew you lol. But for the record, when you managed to fool everyone else with your cons, you never fooled me! I even made enemies for pointing out how you were lying, how bout that? The moral of the story is listen to ME people!
Diamonddawn: I’ve known you longer than I realize, yet I hardly know you at all! How does that work? Anywho, you’re alright and the reigning champion at my entomology trivia still!
Dizney: You spend too much time trying to please everyone; all the EO crap aside… you need to please YOU more often. Forget all these morons from EO including myself, go on a cruise to some place or something by yourself, no internet, no cell phone, no nothing!
Dkstriker: It turns out, you’re a fraud! Who would have guessed it? Oh well, you’re at home in EO at least.
Donimmoe: I’m not sure where you disappeared to, but hopefully all is going well for you!
Donquixote: Hmm… you used to be able to hide your ugly side so well, but not anymore? I guess even someone as self-proclaimed intelligent as you couldn’t keep your phony friend ruse up this long lol. Oh well, at least I don’t have any reason to have to make any sort of communication with you anymore. But thank you for always trying to ruin everything for me, it helped me become stronger!
Dilbz: We started EO on the same day! We were lost little confused newbies together in a small world full of big assholes/oldbies. But then you stopped playing and left me without back-up, curse you! lol jk.
Dragonwings: DW!!! One of these days you’ll pop onto MSN and we can catch up and stuff, best wishes!
Drumstick: Another friend?! GO ME! Best wishes to you, and uhh… I hope your band thing worked out for you!
E’s time!
Eeer: You were a douche and all those things associated with the word, the end.
Eggiesamiri: After making me such fine looking fan art I could never say anything bad about you. I guess that means I’m bribable? Or was would be the right word now. But we were friends before the bribery, so uhh… I wish you luck in all that you do!
Elemento: Uhh, you were a douche to.
Emperorfoulu: Few people can compare to how much of a moron you are, and the only few people that can are lingering on this list somewhere! You definitely belong in EO, may you never surface from it again.
Eonx: You’re about as much of a moron as the one previously mentioned, congratulations! I am very glad I will never have to talk to you or your moronic brethrens ever again.
Ephy: Somehow you ‘were’ popular, but how? You were just a typical waste of bandwidth like the rest of the oldbies. Whatever I guess, no one even remembers you now probably, hahaha!
Erinlovely: Wow… I thought you were a cool person at first, but you’re just insane. That is all…
Ernesto: Golden oldbie prickface etc. Good riddance you’re gone.
Espii: Good friend, good member, good blogger? Uhh… you’re cool and all that jazz. GE wouldn’t have gone anywhere if it wasn’t for you. So really… anyone mad at me about GE related things should complain to you! I’m an innocent bystander.
Now the F’s!
Fafner: Hopefully you’re in a jail that allows you to access the internet (Yes I know it doesn’t exist stfu). I just wanted to say, you belong in jail you pedophile trash! I hope you get beat senseless by your cellmate too!
Faranora: Another old friend, w00t! And people tell me I have no friends, pssh. I know you quit long ago, and you are probably too busy with life to ever read this. So uhh, I’m not gonna say anything else! Besides that you are cool and all that jazz.
Fataldark: Another complete imbecilic moron… what a surprise? I pity anyone that had the misfortune of actually having to speak with this idiot.
Frozensword: You were cool when you were anti-Cruise, but really you’ve always been a wannabe-Cruise. How pathetic can you get? Oh wait, I’m pretty sure that’s as pathetic as someone can get besides being a wannabe-Bongman lol.
Freyjasage: Rot in hell, you know why. You supposedly believe in karma, so I’m sure you wake up paranoid everyday now. Serves you right when it comes, hah!
Fumoffu: You are barely less of a bi-polar bitch than Atelier is… ‘barely’, the end.
Can’t think of anymore F’s… time for G’s!
Gabreilgonza: I suppose I don’t actually know you, but you seem like an okay dude from what I’ve seen lol. May you sigh in relief that I say no more… about you anyways.
Ganstaboo: You probably don’t remember me, but I’d just like to say that you are a jackass, that is all.
Gillyxxx: The male version of Medusa! That is beyond scary… I don’t know how you made any friends, and I doubt you are able to keep them for long. I’m sure you’re Ctrl bashing on some private server with other rejects of your kind.
Golatho: You’re okay too, you don’t talk much… well nota round me anyways lol.
Grefin: All you golden oldbies sure like to be assholes huh? Oh wait; the others are pricks… my bad. You’re an asshole, good riddance you are gone.
Guild Bob: …Words cannot describe how big of a nuisance you are. Vult should have killed YOU! Not Arenabot…
And now the H’s!
Hallety: Before I met you I was a normal person, but now… I’m some sheep named Fluffy?! You even got your mom to call me by that lol… and your grandma too I bet! But maybe not… any who, you’ve been a better friend to me than I have to you probably, so thank you for that.
Haroto: My fellow Suikoden loving friend! You better be long gone from EO and EOR, and have a good life.
Hazzo: You are the most illiterate moron in the history of EO, and yet you managed to scam tons of people… and people STILL trust/befriend you? Wow… that means that you surround yourself with people actually stupider than you, which to be honest… I didn’t think that was possible. But EO is full of surprises in that area specifically.
Heiress: I remembered you! But… I don’t really remember you… my bad.
Highlands: Another piece of crap that deserves a good ass kicking irl! That is quite an accomplishment dipshit. AND! Another piece of crap the world would be far better without, man he’s got skill!
Himmlerdolf: Word is… you can supposedly get any girl to do anything. I find that extremely hard to believe since you’re another typical idiot of EO. Unless maybe it’s a girl named Azareil… maybe I can see that happening lol.
Heed: Another YFL ‘faggot’ (words they understand best), that is about as significant as a pile of crap like you is going to get.
Holeloaf: I’m sure many are unfamiliar with the name, that is unfortunate for them! You are a good friend to have, and you’re my right-hand man on Perfect World. I don’t think it could get better than that!
Hottypotty: You were/are annoying.
Movin on to I’s! (Is it just me or are these getting shorter..?)
Icedgold: A random friend of Jtheninja’s that apparently has connections with everyone! Uhh, that is all.
Illicit: Few people will ever be able to stoop to the level of patheticness you call home; I guess you could give yourself a pat on the back for that. But you’d be too busy making fake alts of people and trying to make them look bad… you can’t really get more juvenile then that. Get used to people making you look bad and seem like a moron, you ARE a moron, and you do look bad. Lashing out with your phony alt tactics only proves this to be true.
Imbrium: Another friend/guild member that I think is cool and have well wishes for, but no one wants to read the nice stuff probably, it’s boring!
Invamoo: STFU! You are a moron and your presence only is a nuisance.
Isahn: YFL ‘faggot’ alert! Another loser trying to be e-cool by being a jackass on EO, amaaaaaaazing!
It’s hard to remember so many people! Onto J’s!
Jaidengz: You were this close || to being thrown into the ‘Retard For Life’ club with Azareil, Caler, and Witeums. Sorry to break it to you, but you aren’t even cool enough to get into that one.
Jellirox: ROX TEH SOX! I’m glad I managed to make friends with the few cool people like her that played EO. Well wishes for you Jelli, even if you don’t read this… which I’m not sure if you will or not.
Jikkl: There is not much to be said about him, other than he’s an asshole, the end.
Jizus: zomg itz ma bff!
Jmafia: One of these days I believe you will be able to learn how to use a keyboard, hopefully I will be long gone! But I hope you stick around EO to torture your kin with your stupidity. You all deserve each other!
Jnakamura: He can go join Jikkl on the asshole wagon.
Jokenai: A very good friend of mine, and there is never a dull moment when he’s around. And of course he is a member of my elite guild of people that are way too awesome to be wasting time on EO.
Jtheninja: Another old friend of mine, and umm, he brings entertainment to the Shout Box by calling Azareil names which never gets old.
Juaquine: Another Canadian that doesn’t completely suck, that’s two now!
Jumpy: Jump off a cliff, loser.
K’s turn!
Kalisey: You better be reading this… cause I’m about to say that you are cool and even though we only hung out a few times, uhh… it was cool and stuff. Good luck with whatever you’re going to be doing!
Kaytauna: Alright another friend! And another VVV member! And uhh so far the only person I’ve mentioned that IS a good mother! WOOOOO! Finally! I hope everything is going good for you my friend.
Kcat: You’re not actually worth mentioning, yet I still went and typed this… weird.
Kesttang: Even though you befriend the faggots of EO, you’ve always got along with me and all that jazz. So that means you’re okay.
Khaotic: Where did you disappear to? More well wishes to you for another friend of mine.
Kiralee: Hmm, lucky for me you can be summed up in one word! ‘Bitch’
Kolossus: So you’re another scamming idiot that mainly hung around Estaq with the rest of your kind, meh. They will be dumb enough to let you weasel your way back up the ranks to scam again, don’t worry!
Kooky: I cannot remember if you were cool or not… but I remember I talked to you a bit. I will leave it at that I guess…
Koolchik: You aren’t kool, and you’re probably not a chik! You suck.
K…something: I forgot how to spell your name! My bad… I wish you luck with life and stuff.
Kwon: You are an asshole, the end.
Time for the L’s!
Laine: You were the ONLY good admin, but you made the right call to leave EO when you did.
Lancemyheart: Hmm… on one hand you were a good friend; on the other you were an evil bitch. Maybe two people played your character or something… I dunno.
Landpower: I hope all is going well for you.
Less: Golden oldbie DOUCHEBAG! You’re also a YFL faggot, that’s two crappy themes in one loser! Amaaaaaaaazing!
Lightaerith: You aged backwards! You were cool when you were younger, but now you’re older and you seem stupider or something. Oh well I guess lol.
Lillianna: Another oldbie bitch, next!
Linkfan: Gross! I guess I forgot to add you to the ‘Retard For Life’ club. Oh well, go be alone you moron.
Locojoe: Umm, you’re okay lol.
Longhairguy: You’re okay I guess, even if you are kind of a terrible leader lol.
Lordachilles: Haha, you seriously are useless and you never make any sense. You’re only worth mentioning to badmouth, that isn’t really that exciting so… the end.
Lustett: Another old friend that is long gone, I wish you well in your life!
Luumukukku: Can’t forget a name like that! Uhh… but I can forget the person, sorry.
Now for M’s!
Maesen: Wow, you quit yeeeeeeears ago! That was a good move, good luck with everything my friend.
Maikeru: ‘It’s’ one of those dumbasses that thinks ‘it’ is smarter than everything and knows everything about anything! I remember booting you from my guild… that was great! 8D
Majestic: Another old friend! I hope everything is going good for you!
Makiba: When I made my re-return… or whatever in 2009 you were the first person I made friends with! So that is like… an honor or something, or perhaps it is a curse? Whichever you’re stuck with it, hah! Best wishes to you my friend.
Mansun: Uhh… you were nice. It’s amazing how fast the ‘fair’ community forgot about you, or ‘embarrassing’ maybe lol. But they forget about me too, so maybe the community is just full of idiots… wait… IT IS! Oh well, good luck in life!
Maxzy: I can’t recall when we last spoke or what we talked about lol! But I wish you well in life my friend.
Maybelline: We weren’t really friends… but you were nice regardless, kudos to you!
Medcatdvet: Here is a guy that wakes up every morning and strangles his shoes out of frustration because he can’t figure out how to work the Velcro. In terms of stupidity, arrogance, and hot-headedness he is equal with Berdy. It’s sad that you have a kid… but it’s good that you aren’t the one allowed to raise it. Even a place like EO doesn’t deserve you hanging around.
Medusa: A 30 year old pedophile that shares a room with her 40 year old brother (who is also a pedophile, how bout that?) in their parents’ home! And yet, there is still much more to say! You are lucky that you can’t get an E-STD or you would be covered with them lol. Anyone that has ever caused you stress deserves a medal… wait that would be everyone that didn’t bow to you? I guess we can’t make that many medals. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts!
Mihna: Another Canadian that has absolutely no sense at all… what a shocker!
Misaelgb: I’m not really sure what to say about you, so I’ll let you off the hook.
Mizzy: GTFO! The last thing EO needs is a nasty prejudice bitch like you being admin lol.
Mobmfs: You might be the dumbest person from EO, and yet you got everyone to think you are trustable? LOL! If that isn’t a sign to how stupid the community is than nothing will get through to them. Maybe by the end of this post you’ll have made enough money to buy yourself another Big Mac! You sure do aim high.
Mountaingirl: My infamous partner in crime! You have been one of the few people that has ever stuck up for me, which pwns! There are no words to describe the appreciation I have for you. You are the most awesome person to ever play EO by far!
Mrmathews: There are few people in the world like you… I hope. Serial killers probably exist to remove trash like you from existence lol.
Mrshollaway: I always say how you are mean to me, but really you’ve always been nice to me lol. One day I will find a way to blackmail you and force you to join VVV! MWUHAHAHA…err… ignore that. I hope everything works out for you in life and with Sano.
Myriad: You are a bitch, the end.
Mysticdoodle: I won’t ever understand your way of thinking probably, maybe its better that way.
Mysticmoon: Of all the people that have lied about their identity (at least half the people on the list so far I’m sure), you are the only one I’m still friends with probably lol. Oh well, keep the faith! And have a good life and all that jazz.
And now N’s!
Nachorue: You’re cool! I’m glad I have friends like you and Hallety. Best wishes for you and your family!
Naminee: This might sound rude… but, please go crawl into some crevice and die.
Necrosynth: You seriously need to get some kind of therapy going in your life, that or jump off a cliff. Whatever course you choose, as long as the end result is you leaving this world it will be the right one. The world would be a much better place without dipshits like you in it.
Nekoneko: I hope you are having a good life! Maybe one day you will come on MSN and get me caught up to speed lol.
Neorandy: DIIIIIIIIE! You’re a piece of crap.
Newbb: Join Neo for the same reason lol.
Nezlo: I don’t know how drunk you were when you decided to let morons take over your blog (excluding Pixl, she’s cool). But you really need to fix that sometime? Your blog would be better deleted than left in the hands of those idiots (excluding Pixl again).
Ngget: If the world was full of unicorns and magical fairies... then MAYBE the things that came out of your mouth would make sense, or possibly excuse your very guilt covered reputation! But too bad for you, your ignorance is going to be your downfall, you can’t weasel out of things after fighting and fighting and losing every step of the way. Also keep your stupid hippie crap spiels to yourself, that stuff is common sense it doesn’t need to be repeated every other message by an incompetent little girl. You aren’t fair! You’re busted! The end.
Nianne: Most people on the forums and at Estaq seemed to hate you! That must means you are cool in my book.
Nixie: Hope you’re having a good life and all that jazz.
Nyuu: You rock! You’re in the top 5 nicest people in EO without a doubt. I hope everything is going well for you, don’t return to EO! It doesn’t deserve nice people.
O time!
Oare: He is my friend and we talk and stuff, the end.
Octorpio: Another good friend that helped make EO a little bit more tolerable! I hope we can get you to join us on PW, if not it’s cool. Best wishes for you and stuff.
Omoni: We had some fun times and then you vanished… oh well, that’s the way EO is.
Oryansghost: Uhh… I don’t know if you still play or not, hopefully it’s not lol. Have a good life friend!
Oskid: The saddest most worthless pile of filth that I have ever met on this game, that’s pretty bad lol. I hope you get what you deserve x10 and then +1 for me.
Oursavior: Hello shithead! Get hit by a car and rot you sack of crap.
Oziah: You have the same personality type as Medusa, without the pedophile part… I think. Don’t worry though; no one listens to my warnings so I’m sure you’ll be able to continue to manipulate everyone around you.
And the P’s!
Paperclip: Be standing next to Oursavior when he gets hit so you can rot like you deserve as well. Also anyone that still thinks you are cool should join you in getting hit and then rotting lol.
Passaway: ANOTHER pile of crap that was ‘popular’ amongst the Estaq losers. ANOTHER person that deserves a horrible life, woo!
Pixlphantasy: If you are going to blog, make your own blog! Don’t join a team with all those morons! I’ll miss all your posts because those idiots are too annoying to go look at what’s going on in Nezlo’s catastrophe that was once a blog. But all that aside, you are cool and nice and everything that qualifies you for being too good for EO. We didn’t really talk a whole lot I guess, but have a good life friend!
Popdog: You are scum.
Powerbomb: You are scum too lol douchebag.
Princessanna: The first Queen of Bitches… and idiots! Who gets their own name wrong? Sheesh! You are what Avamay would be if she wasn’t such a fat whore. Okay… that’s too impossible of a scenario to imagine. Uhh… whatever you’re gone, good riddance!
Provocative: Another pedophile bitch, huzzah! EOians sure are easy to describe lol.
Pump: Supposedly you’re only 14, that would explain why you are such a dumbass… but it doesn’t excuse you from being labeled as the worthless prick that you are! Sorry kid.
Purehotness: Another annoying bitch that constantly seeks everyone’s attention, SCUMWHORE!
Puteri: You are nice and you’re my friend, uhh… what else do you need?
And for Q’s!
Queen: Umm, you’re alright lol.
Wow… so many Q’s! I need to catch my breath… … … … …ok! Time for R’s!
Rachia: You were okay I guess.
Ragenevy: Lay of the meth faggot and get yourself some kind of identity therapy. After that you can join all the other morons that are in line to get hit by a car or a bus or whatever.
Ralynn: I hope everything is going well for you friend, maybe someday you will remember how to use MSN? That would be super!
Rascta: Gnome! You’re a pretty strange dude… but you’re also cool and stuff, good luck with stuff!
Razzil: You kick ass! Uhh… you should use MSN more often also, best wishes old friend!
Redozu: You’re cool too! Sucks that you’re trapped on EO all by yourself though… get a new computer so you can join us on PW! NOOOOOOOW!!!
Regina: Another bitch only worth mentioning to badmouth, huzzzzzzah!
Reldros: You seemed okay, but then again we didn’t talk much lol.
Renshai: Stop trying so hard to be different! It won’t be the end of the world to share the same opinion of something with someone else okay? Just relax a bit… AHEM, stop making things and relax I said! You’re okay though lol.
Rettan: You are EO’s version of a Jonas Brother… all the little girl teen/tweens scream your name wherever you go; it’s a bit disturbing lol. You seemed to have lost the direction you used to have back when we first met, but oh well. Good luck with your adventures and stuff lol.
Rexor: GTFO! I hope you are never heard from again you incompetent sack of crap. You are this || close to belonging in jail with the pedophiles you nasty bastard.
Rilandsmrs: It’s EOs very own Octomom! Except this Octomom decided to teach her kids all the bad words … normal moms teach kids not to say the words I thought. Oh well, it’s probably an aussie thing since they do have a tendency to curse a lot. Aside from being an angry bi-polar middle aged mother… uhh… her and Medcat wanted to be the beacons of hope amongst fair players. But they quickly failed at the task and left EO after starting a pointless war with me and a couple other fair players’ lol. For those that know what I mean, Riland here is the one that started that whole mess, congrats! (Then Azareil stupidly stumbled in to egg it on more, way to go moron!)
Rogersaini: All I can remember about you is that you are a cheating piece of filth, the end.
Rokoko: You were a pretty cool dude, good luck in life!
Rosiland: How do you keep friends? You’re such a bitch lol.
Rxaxnx: You rock! You’re in the Top 5 nicest people in EO also. But since you’re nice all the time… you must be bottling up some major rage! I feel bad for whoever actually pisses you off… you m-might… glare at them! omg… the horror!!
Now S’s!
Saati: Old friend’s w00t! I hope everything is going well for you and stuff, best wishes and all that jazzy stuff to.
Sakurakur: Good riddance you’re gone.
Samasaran: People used to talk about you being a major bitch and stuff, but you were always nice to me… so those people are obviously just morons! Good luck with stuff.
Samuraixxx: Anooooother old friend, how awesome is that? I’m friends with all the cool people! Haha suck on that EOian loser scumholes! Anyways… uhh, I hope everything is going well for you.
Sanouske: To be honest, there are times when you can come off as ‘smug’. Maybe not intentional, or maybe it is?! Who knows, you’re still a cool guy. No one is perfect and all that hippie crap people like to here. “One time… I was waiting in line for to see a concert and it reminded me of how long it used to take to log on EO.” No, I’m not quoting Sano, yes, I guess I was mocking him… he spends too much time thinking about EO! I hope you get a long vacation from it someday Sano, with your Mrs maybe? Wink-wink.
Sausage: First let me start off by saying… you’re supposed to be some big bad genius programming whiz kid, and the best name you can think of for yourself is ‘Sausage’? If that alone doesn’t prove how pathetic you are, you decided to join YFL and let Cruise take credit for all the idiotic and insignificant things you do. I can see why people are so envious of you guys (sarcasm, again).
Scream: Another asshole deserving to have many bad things happen to him several times a day.
Screwball: SCREWY!!! Remember how we met? We killed those EE fags that were afk with spiders in the swamp. Then I had to go afk and I said ‘don’t kill me’ and you were like ‘I won’t lol’. Then I came back and I got killed by a spider and you were standing there watching! You… ass! But we became good friends anyways lol. Good luck with whatever you’re doing, have a good life my friend.
Sephirothsf: Hmm… you were an annoying dick, the end.
Seridam: EE faggot! Rot in hell; get hit by a bus, etc.
Shinjestu: The biggest hypocrite in the history of EO! It should be no surprise that he is of course naturally a big pile of filth. Like the majority of the losers that frequented Estaq he spends most his time trying to convince people that he is someone else. Why are you people so ashamed of yourselves anyways? Its okay if you are total rejects in society and all that crap, you can still make friends with people like you! Just be your real crappy selves instead of making up a crappier version of yourself.
Shurikengirl: Another fake bitch that hung out with Estaq losers, way to aim high! You also supposedly gave your nude pics to Cruise? I really hope that is true, maybe you stupid hobags will learn from this… but I doubt you’ll ever learn. When you have kids, please don’t be like Avamay! The world is disgusting enough with just one of her.
Sickshot: Another so-called leet programmer! No wait, he’s just a moron with scripts he googled like all the other morons trying to act like ‘badass’ hackers on EO. If you guys were as smart as you claimed yourselves to be, you would know that EO isn’t worth wasting your time on. Getting e-fame with the community that lingers on EO is even more of a waste of your time. Oh well, you dumbasses will never learn common sense because it can’t be taught.
Sirray: I do not like you.
Skywarp: You were cool! We had many random conversations and stuff, have a good life my friend!
Snowball: Why do you actually think it’s cool to be a dumb slut? Whatever, when/if you ever grow up you are going to have to take anti-depressants probably, serves you right though for being a dumb slut. I won’t have to wish anything bad on you because you’re already stupid enough to ruin things yourself lol.
Spartademon: If only using the biggest words possible for no necessary reason meant something! You try too hard to make yourself sound smart; you’re actually just an ordinary dumbass like most EOians. Sorry to burst your bubble, you’ve been thinking how dumb and clueless I am all this time huh? Yeah, you’re way too obvious lol, and stop trying to flirt with everything that has pixeled boobs! Unless Rexor is secretly your role-model? That would explain a lot actually…
Spesh: STFU & GTFO! Then die, you are one of the most obnoxious pieces of crap I’ve ever met.
Soarow: You spin so many lies in one conversation it’s nearly impossible to keep up with them all. I guess that is a talent? You even get your friends to threaten people that expose you for the lying psycho bitch that you are.
Soulin: You actually might have gotten what you deserved already, good for you! Jackass.
Streetrat: Hope life is going well for you old friend, good luck with all your plans and stuff!
Sterlingfox: Just add what I said about Spartadumbass here, they are nearly the same moron anyways.
Stevenson: Only someone as dumb as you would keep trying to be e-cool on global after being humiliated on it day after day. I’m pretty sure kids like you are the reason people spent millions to invent birth control. Too bad people still aren’t smart enough to figure it out, or half of the people on this list wouldn’t be here lol.
Strickland: You are a moron… seriously do YOU even think YOU are funny? You are as entertaining as an envelope, please stfu & gtfo forever. FOOOOOOOREEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Sueisha: Why is it most the female players (that are actually female) turn out to be nasty whores like you, Calandella, Avamay, Toxic, etc. Your kind needs to be burned at the stake! But even fire probably couldn’t cleanse the filth off of you or your sisters of hobagism.
Sweetholly: YOU’RE A GUY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL! LOL!!! You’re also extremely annoying and very incompetent… what a great thing you got going for you!
T-Time!
Takanei: It’s everyone’s favorite scammer! Yippie! It’s so cool how you can get out of helping your bf’s of the week pull of some scam and no one looks at you. Or how you rig the great Middle Man list (biggest scam in EO) for your bf of the week to get on and scam some more. But I guess it’s cool since you’re a moderator on EOR right? Yeah! That is the coolest thing, ever! It’s also cool how you let all those prepubescent estaq dumbasses belittle you! Maaaaaaaaan, quite a résumé you got going for your MMO career.
Tearz: I hope you’re dead in a ditch somewhere you worthless bitch. (Score, it rhymes!)
Tedy: Another golden oldbie that’s a worthless scumbag that needs to turn himself into road kill sooner than later.
Terror: You don’t do anything good or bad, you’re just there… wasting space and wasting everyone’s time.
Thalia: Uhhh, I can’t even remember what we used to chat about lol. But you were nice and stuff so you’re okay.
Thumberlina: Ugh… another nasty whore that does nothing but whores herself to prepubescent boys! What an awesome find there, oh and that’s only when she’s taking a break from hopping from 10 guilds a day.
Tieko: You rock! It’s a bit bizarre how Jikkl turned out to be such a dipshit when his mom (you) are such a nice lady! Oh well, I hope everything is going well for you old friend!
Tokoru: I hope you’re rotting in a jail cell somewhere you filthy pedophile.
Tonedeff: Yo wigga! How is life being a GIANT hairy fatass wannabe rapper? Did you get thrown in jail again for selling drugs like a big tough guy? Huh? I hope you’re locked up for life you stupid bastard.
Toxicbarbie: How do disgusting people like you even exist? TORCH THE HOBAG! Then stone her charred remains, but don’t let them touch you or you’ll instantly get e-AIDS! I hope your time ends soon; you don’t deserve the life you are using.
Tsunmaii: One of my first friends on EO! You are coooooooooooooooool!!! I wish you’d keep in touch better, but if you’re having a good life and stuff I guess I’ll let you off the hook for now! I hope all is going well for you my friend.
Tunkz: OH THE IRONY! You spent days on global calling everyone ugly or this and that, and your pic got out and you are the ugliest sack of crap I’ve seen in my life! Good thing you live on a crappy island in the middle of nowhere, people don’t need to see the likes of you, ever.
Tybaltz: YFL ‘faggot’, the end. I do have to thanks the idiots in YFL/CPN for proving that you really can judge books by the cover in this game! You’re all scum and deserve lots of suffering throughout your lives.
It’s the dreaded ‘U’s!
Urmine: The only person I can think of with a name starting with ‘U’. A bit fitting considering how much of a noob this jackass is.
Now for V’s!
Vampiremike: I don’t really know you, and we haven’t met thankfully. I just had to mention you to point out that you are quite an annoying dumbass. Hopefully someday you’re keyboard breaks and you finally STFU!
Vampireofsol: You’re cool! Good luck in life and all that jazz friend.
Vegaszfinest: I’m sure you’re feeling giddy cause yet another person is talking about you and immortalizing your uselessness. But that seems to be all you strived for, being an attention whore! Good job, and even though you are a complete bitch to everyone because you’re a psycho bi-polar quack, there are people that seem to like you. But don’t get excited about that, they are just morons like you. They probably get just as excited as sticking a key into an electrical outlet as they do seeing you whore yourself on global.
Veronicamars: Another awesome person! I hope everything is going well for you and your family.
Vivianp: I can’t really recall anything about you except the word ‘BITCH’ keeps popping up, so I’ll go with my instincts and say you’re a bitch, the end.
Vladoria: Seriously… you are one of the craziest Canadian retard bitches in the history of EO! Your day is coming though, sooner than later hopefully. All of your dipshit friends can join you and gtfo this planet forever.
Vult-r: You sure do know how to keep your fellow idiots in a trance of false hope. They still are waiting around to see you lower from the heavens and save their terrible little world. But they are too stupid to see how incompetent you are, so I think you are getting your justice. Your game is full of morons like you and anyone that is smart has left or is going to leave soon. Anyone that stays on your game waiting on you is a moron plain and simple *cough*Caler*cough*.
Time to spam W’s!
Waterbaby: You are almost an identical twin of Medusa, in every way, shape, and form! Well except for the sharing a room with your middle aged brother at your parents home. But whoring yourself around EO and being a major bitch, you got that one down perfectly.
Wickedfrost: Now even you are ashamed of being a 30+ year old with a family that wastes his time trying to be worshipped on EO? You’ve got the morons fooled that you are some 23 year old jackass because you ripped off someone’s MySpace picture? Well if being worshipped by morons that are so easily fooled is what you seek in life then you’ve come to the right place! But when are you going to confess that you bought your devil with the first batch of duped gold you and your EE friends horded (and Vult allowed them to keep, seriously people! Vult is your enemy!). I guess your strategy of leaving for a while and coming back when all the people that remember that are done was smart. Except I remember it! So haaaaaaa! You got pwnt. When are you going to stop being you? I know you reinvented a new you but it’s really just a younger you, no one likes you! All you’ve done is make EO worse, and rip off everyone else’s hard work to put it on your blog. If anyone visits your site then they should consider themselves enemies of the well being of EO also. No ifs, ands, or buts! You’re all scum.
Witeums: You are proof that people can survive without possessing any brain cells whatsoever. Even EO is better off without a moron like you kissing everyone’s ass and trying to be e-tough at the same time. Thanks for ruining URA though, only someone like you would make such a monumental mistake lol.
Wjlsgirl: Another random bitch that frequents Estaq with her kin and tries to act like she’s someone important.
Whoops: So you married Ragenevy… she turned out to be a HE, huh? Well you got what you deserved you jackass! But I hope the reason you are gone is because you’re really gone instead of just being too humiliated to come back cause you got played by a tranny.
Wwwwwwwwwwwww(and all the variances): All you jackasses that spammed and all that crap deserve to have your house set on fire! …The end.
Next up, X’s!
Xbubblybabe: You rock Bubs! I wish you well in life and all that jazzy stuff.
Xcamo: Another dipshit that the BL turned newb to noob.
Xiaoqiaoqiao: I guess I don’t really know you either, but you are nice so that’s cool. I’m pretty sure you don’t like talking to me but you do it anyways, so uhh… thanks I guess lol. Good luck with everything!
Xinkai: Another high level player that was so stupid you could barely tell that he spoke English. All the typical high-level stereotypes and clichés can be added on this dumbass.
Xtremepunkx: I’m not sure about you, but you were okay I guess.
Xxcrowxx: Another old friend, go me! I hope everything is going good for you and stuff, you know… that stuff I’ve said to all my friends.
Now Y’s!
Yamidude: The only person that is a bigger hypocrite than you is… Shinjestu! Congratulations, you are the second biggest hypocrite in EO. You act like you strive on the truth all day yet you tell many lies at the same time. There is nothing else worth saying about you.
Yukime: Anoooooother old friend! I’ve heard some naysayers talk bad about you but I can’t figure out why they do that. You were nice to me and nice to people you didn’t even know, that’s cool! Best wishes for you in life and all that jazz.
And finally Z’s!
Zandariel: My pinoy teacher! I will admit I forgot… uhh… 93% of the words and stuff you taught me. But I hope everything is going well for you and continues going well for many many many years to come.
Zemeckis: People used to be intimidated by you for idiotic reasons probably, but now nobody knows or gives two craps about you. Maybe mentioning you here will make you feel all special again, I hope it does! Then I could laugh at how pathetic you are some more.
Zhangziyi: You need to join us on PW! I don’t know about the Linux compatibility and all that stuff, you could figure it out faster than me though. I am certain that you would love it! But uhh, all that jazz about good stuff and stuff, yeah you can have some of that to.
Zodin: You were cool I suppose, we talked a few times and stuff. Uhh… good luck with stuff!
Zoelie: You were nice to my newb alt! That’s cool, good luck with stuff!
I know what you’re thinking, why use such juvenile methods of describing people? Well they aren’t important enough for me to use big words to describe them when they are just flat out ‘stupid’ lol. No I’m not calling everyone on the list stupid, use your brain! Don’t even try that ‘if they weren’t important you wouldn’t mention them’ crap on me either. Seriously, you think that wins you something? No, it doesn’t, stfu you moron. But I am aware the majority of EOians lack what people call ‘common sense’ so I guess I should cut them some slack… but I won’t!
Now then from this point on there shall be NO more posts, ever on Guild Exposure. I will not delete it since someone awesome (Mountaingirl) asked me not to. But this is the end of the road, if someone else wants to try and take the reins or whatever, go for it. But keep in mind you got some big shoes to fill! You also need to be prepared to be randomly alienated by idiots that are unhappy when you say something about them that is true. But don’t fear it! When you know the truth don’t pull any punches or you’ll just regret it. Then there is the occasional egging of your car… and maybe even a rotten fish in your desk drawer! But if you set those minor things aside it’s a pretty sweet job! You don’t really get any fans as I mentioned, and you will have to burn lots of bridges because people are too immature to admit their mistakes.
Uhh… what else is there? Most people have either stopped reading a while ago or have skimmed the post, if you skimmed the post then screw you! I may not have gotten all in depth about people but I still made minor comments and stuff! Anyways… now I will add the Top 10 best guilds ever! Then throw in the 10 WORST, and people will cry and all that but I don’t care! I’m being honest.
THE BEST!
#1: VVV, are you honestly surprised I picked this? The naysayers can keep whining we’re always going to be the best. If you disagree, well you’re obviously a moron. :)
#2: SCS, because it has bonds that are just as strong as the ones that run through VVV. Most guild leaders/members have no idea what that means when I said it, that’s why SCS and VVV are at the top!
#3: TKN, it never got the chance to grow like the above guild yet it maintained a very high quality within its members, rules, structure, all that good stuff you know.
#4: RED, after Redrocco or whatever his name is left to go play Test or EOR or whatever. When Pixlphantasy took control of RED it was a good guild!
#5: ROX, although it crumbled under the hype it built up, it was a good guild. But then there was also the controversy of the supposed death of one of the leaders. I myself do not buy the story, but others do.
#6: DEN, it’s been around longer than people realize! Lurking in the shadows here and there, but it wouldn’t have made it this far if it wasn’t a good guild obviously.
#7: NIN, before Iclownu screwed it up it was a good guild! It probably would have stayed together even today if Jtheninja wouldn’t have lost his internet on that fateful day.
#8: OAR, not a widely known guild, but neither was DEN before I started talking about it. But when it was around it had some cool people and stuff.
#9: COW, with two cool guys like Burokko and Screwball leading it, I don’t see how it could be a bad guild. Even the guilds of today couldn’t rival that kind of quality.
#10: FRB, good leaders are vital to guilds! So of course Nekoneko secures her guild this #10 spot with ease. Let that be a lesson to all you that fell short, leaders lead and members follow not worship.
THE WORST!
#1: BL, from day one this guild has been a nuisance to the EO community. It is the main cause of the downfall within the EO economy. This is THE guild everyone should be hating.
#2: MNM, a guild that prided itself in… pride! High level arrogant morons all gathered together until they destroyed themselves with their own pride.
#3: RA, I really do not think I need to explain anything here. Everyone is probably quite familiar with this tag and why it is here.
#4: LIB, just like RA, I am sure no one is surprised where this guild ended up. But guilds like RA/URA, LAB/LIB, KOL/TRL, and BL are all the same! A large gathering of morons spamming their own guild chat.
#5: SLY, the biggest farce guild in history! Home of scammers, speeders, middle-men, scamming middle-men, and who knows what else! The gig is up, that is why SLY fell apart.
#6: OWE, like SLY this guild tried to convince people that it was ‘fair’ when it was not. But unlike SLY everyone associated with this guild is a complete moron that can’t keep any stories straight at all.
#7: EE, a guild full of jackass oldbies that spend their time trying to waste everyone else’s time. They trolled, blocked, scammed, and all that e-villain crap, in other words, a pathetic guild.
#8: YFL, is an extremely exaggerated guild of stupid kids trying to be ‘e-villains’. It is a dumbed down version of EE in nearly every sense. But it’s a big enough joke to make this list, not good enough to rank higher though.
#9: CPN, see the above guild and make an even dumber clone and you get CPN! It was formerly CBH, but being a complete dumbass wasn’t a fad in EO yet, but now it is!
#10: XXX, despite what all you morons think. Your great Wickedfrost had nothing at all to do with this guilds creation (he was in EE at the time). But regardless of that it has always sucked, and continues to suck. This guild dies more often than starving children in third world countries. (Don’t even sass me about that comment you phonies)
With that said, it’s time to say goodbye! Everyone still playing EO better quit now or lose all rights to complain about how crappy it is. You’ve been warned! Come join me and some other cool people from EO on PW! We play on the Heaven’s Tear server, and everyone should come play too! Well not the idiots and stuff, you know who you are! Oh and, uhh… I guess I’ll miss this even though most of you made running this blog more trouble than it was worth. You know who you are! But I will of course as mentioned before, keep this blog open! Everyone can see these certain idiots being… well, idiots. But as always I’ll leave the comments open so people can bitch and moan that I wrongfully told the truth about them as usual.
I will have comment moderation on, why? Because some annoying bingo bot keeps trying to spam my posts! If anyone was wondering why I turned it on, well now you know. Anywho, I’ve rambled on long enough, I honestly kind of hope it annoys most the people that read it. With exception to a few people, you know who you are! How many times do I have to keep saying that…sheesh…
Special thanks to: Mountaingirl, Espii, Sanouske, my VVV peeps, anyone that linked my blog, anyone that actually READ my blog and COMMENTED, anyone that voted on my poll things even though they are pointless and/or silly, the people that made fan art! Eggie, Buddy, and J, all the morons that embarrassed themselves for everyone’s reading amusement; Azareil, Ngget, Medcat, Riland, Mysticdoodle, Mherbert, Tonedeff, Bradzombie, Siasia, Gillyxxx, etc., the handful of people that participated in Q&A, BlogSpot I guess for hosting this, everyone that let me interview them, uhh… and anyone that actually read this whole post is pretty cool.
There will be no next time! Goodbye EO.
